omgsex

OMG OMG OMG my mom just told my 10 year old sister about sex cause she asked. Apparently it was the funniest thing my mom has ever done. I wish I wish I wish I could have witnessed it.
She started making thrusting movements in the air and asked if you put it in once you'll get 1 baby, twice = 2 babies, etc.
She was concerned about the possibility of her husband having warts on his dick... and asked if she would still have to have sex with him even if he had warts. The she decided she would just adopt.
I'm sure she'll pound me with questions from now on.