Saturday, June 5, 2010

annng

(just want to be with my favoritest, hottest, most loveliest lady right here, but I CANT)


ALL I WANT IN LIFE RIGHT NOW IS A CIGARETTE, BUT MY HUGELY SWOLLEN TONSILS AND THE FACT THAT I ONLY HAVE BROKEN CIGARETTES WITHOUT FILTERS ARE PREVENTING ME FROM ENJOYING 1 OF MY 4 PLEASURES IN LIFE.

no one will guess what the other 3 pleasures are.

I think I'm going to go, with my bulbous tonsils, and drive to Sunoco. My mother's one request while I was sick was to "cut back on your smoking, dear", but I'm so mad at her right now that I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

FUCK YEAH I HAVE TEEN ANGST.

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