sick?

I fink I might be sick? My whole whole body aches so much and it really really hurts to swallow. I really don't know actually. Things it could be:

• a hangover
• cramps?
• sadness
• lack of coffee today
• falling down so many times in the fountains last night
• sleeping in a weird position

I'm confused and I don't like it. Maybe I'll sleep right here on the couch. Watching 2012.